Friday, July 6, 2018

Ketchup On Love




Your mother is retarded, her husband told me as he started his car in The South Bronx.

I was a 10-year old stunned by an adult that made a remark like a bully in a schoolyard.

I looked out the window to see abandoned buildings and Swastikas on a gang with Doberman Pinchers dissolve to a supermarket in a better house and garden neighborhood of The Brady Bunch as seen on TV.

He was doing the shopping because she couldn’t work within budget.

He needed to save money for his 3-week vacation with his mistress in Puerto Rico.

He left us every summer. And I went where he wouldn’t let me travel beyond Star Trek.

Here’s Johnny.

Ketchup On Love

Chapter 6 By

Daniel Angel Aponte

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Danny's Film Review






IDanny’s Film Review

Hermosa is a film on the fantasy some people have on the world of spies. It’s starts off wonderfully with beautiful women crazy about a super spy from Spain code named Senor Swanky. Miriam Colon (who was honored by President Obama at The Kennedy Center along with George Lucas and others) is great in her role as director of Spain’s version of The CIA.   She orders Swanky to steal plans for a new kind of super computer. He gets caught and is beaten badly by the CIA, NSA and other intelligence agencies. He spends years in a super maximum federal prison where the inmates beat him too. Long film short, the fantasy of spying is bitch slapped by Harsh Reality. There are gruesome scenes of torture that would give Spy Kids nightmares and years of therapy. 


Just when I was about to scream for my money back, the film delivers a knock out twist ending that is sure to stun the audience as David Bowie sings This Is Not America into the fabric of this truly Avant Garde masterpiece. I really want to tell you everything but I can’t (which is a line from the movie actually)

I predict Hermosa will win a Golden Globe and an Oscar in the end.

Go see it with German Chancellor what’s – her- name.

She will thank you with schnapps before Q & A begins.

This film has been rated 5 Wire Taps.

All Rights Reserved 2016

Monday, February 2, 2015

You won for Fair Weather Face Book Friend






Imagine outer space vampire that eats Ozone Layers or else it becomes zombie.

Imagine it falls to Earth and falls in love with beautiful geisha girl

Zombie is turning Japanese zombie really, really thinks so

Earth becomes life support for female zombie hungers for

Zombie later appears at Oscars to accept Academy Award.

Zombie later becomes busy producer in City of Angels.

Zombie America becomes big hit reality TV show.

Zombie becomes zombie of great wealth & taste

Then Japanese girl nagged for quality time.

Zombie ate her.

Like zombie eating Chinese, zombie hungry again hour later.

Zombie dances to I Can’t Get No Satisfaction sung by Devo

Zombie now takes nap and maybe dream of getting real life.

DO NOT DISTURB ZOMBIE ON FACE BOOK!!!

Zombie will bury zombies to rest from zombies!

Season Of The Witch sung by The Zombies

North Korea likes this

Zombies LOL

Friday, January 2, 2015

Are you spying on me? OMG. What a creep you are






I have a dream of children having a dream in The City That Never Sleeps.

 

Anyone who isn’t a sane American, DROP YOUR GUNS!!!

 

This art law is the fastest draw in The West.

 

I reckon y’all under my jurisdiction now

 

Poetic Justice at last

 

Thank God

 


Places Everyone!!!






I have a dream of children having a dream in The City That Never Sleeps.

 



Anyone who isn’t a sane American, DROP YOUR GUNS!!!

 

This art law is the fastest draw in The West.

 

I reckon y’all under my jurisdiction now

 

Poetic Justice at last

 

Thank God